Welcome to what many critics are calling, “The greatest thing since indoor squirrel boxing.”
Now I haven’t been rolling in the deep or anything, but rumor has it that someone like you shouldn’t be reading this. But I say, “Come on!” It’s not like by reading my stuff you’ll be opening Pandora’s box or anything. At best, there’s a small tiny chance that you may be releasing the undead clown army of the lost colony of Roanoke upon the world, but who says that would be a bad thing?
So go ahead and step into my office, and I’ll tell you a story…
Now I haven’t been rolling in the deep or anything, but rumor has it that someone like you shouldn’t be reading this. But I say, “Come on!” It’s not like by reading my stuff you’ll be opening Pandora’s box or anything. At best, there’s a small tiny chance that you may be releasing the undead clown army of the lost colony of Roanoke upon the world, but who says that would be a bad thing?
So go ahead and step into my office, and I’ll tell you a story…
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